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Waiter: Small plate for lady, big plate for man! @theliftedone (at Pho Ca Dao)

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That awesome moment when the Korean place upstairs brings you FREE food :D Not only do I love my work but my work neighbors too!!

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theofficenbc:

Your presence is kindly requested at Dwight and Angela’s wedding. REBLOG to RSVP.

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lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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imstillnotnude:

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my-kala:

We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.

Thanks society. On-point post.

wow

At least you wrote “most” men. Thank you for that!

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filthylittlecreaturessss:

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sththatoncemadeyousmile:

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yumcircles:

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.

it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow

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Oh. Fuck.

I’m actually scared of how relaxed I felt

Whoa..

Wow….

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mementomoriiv:

Magic Mushroom Trip

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I love it when he sends me pictures :3

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